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'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

You did well right up to the end.

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"You call that teaching." (Colour)

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"There! Just like I promised if you passed. . . a new set of wheels!"

Big Bang Theory.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Exam

Please Drove Carefully.

Cats on Board.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'