Driving Test Pass Pillows

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

How was my emergency stop?

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

Texting kills

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'Well? Did you pass?'

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

Student driver and a student mechanic.

"You call that teaching."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'