Driver's Licenses Gifts

'Here's your license!'

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Safe Driving.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Road Test

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'