Obtaining A Driver's License Gifts

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

Bob's Driving School.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Safe Driving.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Steep learning curve ahead.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Way to go

Road Test

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge