Obtaining A Driver's License Prints

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I love my motor.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Road Test