Becoming A New Driver Pillows

"No way I would go on a car ride with young master again: he drives like he does in his video games!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Way to go

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'I brake for animals'

Someday, the worm will turn.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

The driverless car

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'How am I doing?'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'