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'How was my emergency stop?'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Its nothing to do with driving---I've just lost my virginity!'

Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.

Learner cow.

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Caution - Student Driver.

"Remember to keep your head down."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Someday, the worm will turn.

'I brake for animals'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."