Driving Adventures Mugs

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

A series of Exit signs.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

"Are we there yet?"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Just doing the school run.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Route 666

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Gas eyedropper.

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

I can't find the gears!

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'I took a short cut.'

Camera and Sign Post.

Danger falling rocks sign - hole in road.

Road Buddies

Hello, is that the RAC?

"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."