Driving Adventures Gifts

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

A series of Exit signs.

"Are we there yet?"

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

'Just doing the school run.'

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Route 666

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Gas eyedropper.

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

'I took a short cut.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

I can't find the gears!

Road Buddies

Hello, is that the RAC?

Camera and Sign Post.

Danger falling rocks sign - hole in road.

"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'