Driving Tales Gifts

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

School bus. Stop. Learn.

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'I took a short cut.'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

I can't find the gears!

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

The end of the world is near: 'Hey mister, where did you get this classified information?'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Speed Bump

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

Get You Home Tow Truck.

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

"You've failed your emergency stop"

Doctors hitchhiking

'Are you back or front seat driving?'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

"Sadie, remember when your loaned me your car so I could drive Uncle Mort home?"