Home Mover Adventurer Gifts

Moving as a board game.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'How's the water skiing?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

G.P.S. For the Home

'Boat Launch'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Ceiling Paint

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

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