Lap Of Luxury Dreamers T-Shirts

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

'It's my only indulgence.'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"...For the yacht Jim...just think of the yacht!"

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.