Lap Of Luxury Dreamers T-Shirts

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

'It's my only indulgence.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"...For the yacht Jim...just think of the yacht!"

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.