Lap Of Luxury Admirer T-Shirts

'I'm very impressed with your new butler, Charles. He carries himself well.' (A butler carrying himself in the air).

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Hillary Clinton

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

Nelson Mandela

Flower tribute

"The filthy rich"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'