Unconventional Luxury Lovers T-Shirts

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Kensington Fluffies

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Smart card.