Unconventional Luxury Lovers T-Shirts

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Kensington Fluffies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'