Luxury Dreamers Mugs

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Yakety-Yak

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

New around here?

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."