Luxury Lifestyle Dreamer Mugs

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

Castaway: 'With interest, my bank account is worth $5000! Enough to buy me a brand new Cadillac!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Champagne Charlie.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."