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"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Elvis Presley

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Brad Pitt

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

All Star Team.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Stephen Fry

Elton John

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Madonna.

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Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Jane Krakowski

Pete Townshend

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Kelly Mittendorf

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'Prince'

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'