Quirky Fitness Lover Pillows

Yoga for Alcoholics

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Man using mustache to pull himself up during situps

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Sleepwalker on treadmill

A man washing a mascot costume

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

Turtle Trailer Court

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Snapshots in Time

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."