Lighthearted Healthcare Fan Gifts

'Wider!'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Flu Drugs.

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff