Lover Of Lighthearted Healthcare Gifts

'I like the private room but not the public gown.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"I stand corrected."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You need some stress.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Healthy Eating Casualties

Flu Drugs.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Have you got any hip-op?'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."