Laugh-lover In Healthcare Gifts

'The inflamed hemorrhoid is here to see you, Doctor.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"I stand corrected."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Snap out of it.'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Healthy Eating Casualties

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flu Drugs.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

Transplant delivery

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

This office is rated PG. Parental Guidance suggested.

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

'Could you turn up the volume a little?'