Healthcare Chuckle Seeker Gifts

"It's my opinion that you suffer from a hyperactive disorder. And when you're done writing that down, I'd like my chart back."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Snap out of it.'

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flu Drugs.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

This office is rated PG. Parental Guidance suggested.

GPs asked to set up dedicated home visiting team for shielded patients

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'