Seeker Of Humor In Healthcare Gifts

'Mr Anderson, you have psoriasis.' 'Pso?'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"I stand corrected."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Snap out of it.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You need some stress.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

Doctor's poker.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Flu Drugs.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Healthy Eating Casualties

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'