Medical Laugh Seeker Gifts

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Medical Cabinet

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Jerk Gene

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Football heads...

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'