Medical Laugh Seeker Pillows

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"That'll be five bucks."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Jerk Gene

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Medical Cabinet

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'