Lighthearted Healthcare Enthusiast Gifts

"Mildly invasive. At most we'll be using a comb."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You need some stress.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Flu Drugs.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'Have you got any hip-op?'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Transplant delivery