Lighthearted Healthcare Enthusiast Pillows

"Mildly invasive. At most we'll be using a comb."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flu Drugs.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'Have you got any hip-op?'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

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