Cheeky Healthcare Enthusiast Pillows

'On second thought.. Perhaps Ms. Dobbs ought to take that tray into the cardiac ward!'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Meds Toast

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"He's a whiz kid."

Flu Drugs.

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'