Light-hearted Healthcare Specialist Pillows

Gall Stones Specialist: 'This too shall Pass!'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

Transplant delivery

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'I'm working through some anger issues.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Give it to me straight, Doc — what's the bottom line?

"Let's not talk about your diagnosis. It depresses me too much."

'The plastic funnel will keep him from biting his stitches.'

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"I see there's been an improvement in your athlete's foot."

'Spin GP'