Lighthearted Healthcare Pillows

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

'Are my blood test results in yet?'

"I stand corrected."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Flu Drugs.

Healthy Eating Casualties

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.