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'Wider!'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You need some stress.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Flu Drugs.

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'