Whimsical Pet Keeper Mugs

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"It's only the wind."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

When Pugs dream.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Non-working dog, please help

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"I'm training him to do chores."

Self-walking dog

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"I'm retired now"

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Christmas Puppy Bow

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!