Futuristic Pet Owners T-Shirts

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I told you a pet is a lot of responsibility. Now, take your balloon dog out for some air."

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Sniffchat

Cat computer game.

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

"We better go - our dog's starting to look bored!"

"Friend request from the mailman? Nice try."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

Canine Obedience School. Sitting, rolling over, playing dead, fetching!.. I wish they'd teach us something practical like how to order treats online!

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."