Futuristic Pet Owners Mugs

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I told you a pet is a lot of responsibility. Now, take your balloon dog out for some air."

Cat computer game.

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Sniffchat

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Friend request from the mailman? Nice try."

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

"We better go - our dog's starting to look bored!"

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

Dog Magic Tricks