Futuristic Pet Parent T-Shirts

Clow with balloon dog walks past robot with robotic dog.

Dog Walking Services

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

People and robots

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Geeks and their dogs.

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Pet Adoptions

"Text!"

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"It's only the wind."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Non-working dog, please help

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

'We really should get him chipped.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"I'm thinking of getting a labrador. . ."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Are you on NapChat again?"

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Bad girl.

A man and his dog

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."

"He throws sticks over and over again for no reason! He won't even pick them up! I have to do it every time! I'm getting really worried! is this normal behaviour, doctor?"