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People and robots

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Artificial hearts.