Sci-fi Pet Fantasy T-Shirts

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

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'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

When Pugs dream.

The Centaur of Attention.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

"Does he byte?"

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Planeterrium.

Self-walking dog

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

A sliding tackle with an unusual outcome.

"Can we keep him?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'Beastial Hybrids: Llamaconda.'