Sci-fi Pet Fantasy T-Shirts

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

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'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

When Pugs dream.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

The Centaur of Attention.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Does he byte?"

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

Planeterrium.

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Self-walking dog

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

'It's a good owl dog.'

A sliding tackle with an unusual outcome.

"Can we keep him?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Unicorn horseshoes

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?