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'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

MOUNTAIN GOATS VISITING AN INDOOR CLIMBING CENTRE

"Emergency Services?...Get me next doors cat, and please hurry!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Sing! They're depending on us."

Me, too! I always fill up on the breadsticks before the actual sticks are served!

It's kinda creepy --- they watch The Crocodile Hunter and root for the animals.

You're going to need counselling

Ducks on the road.

Lemming removal's van - "helping out"

Porcupines finally discover something to do besides just waddling around.

'Slow, stupid snake never evolved or grew limbs! How can you possibly avoid extinction?'

Some tough koala bears.

Penguins emerging from a fridge.

Modern Anteater

"He's been unbearable since he learned to jump!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."