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Funky Facts: Turtles.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

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Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

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Reporter #6: television.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

The Month of July

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

Funky Facts: Sea Animals.

TV Zoo Trivia

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"Are you liking that program with no opinion, no slant, just news? . . . John?"