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'Check this out. By age 50, the average American has consumed enough coffee to keep the entire city of Utica, NY, awake for 10 months.'

Before the Internet

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Funky Facts: Football.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

The Month of July

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Chicken Road Crossing

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

Funky Facts: USA.

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

A frog catches an insect truck.

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

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