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"Do y'know, the brain in a IMAC is no bigger than a fingernail? You two should get on perfectly."

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

The Month of July

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I've been window-shopping..."

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Funky Facts: USA.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

A frog catches an insect truck.

TV Zoo Trivia

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

Funky Facts: Australia

"Did you know the Sun is 93 million miles from Earth?"