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World's tallest potato contest

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

The Month of July

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

Listenin' in

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"