Weird Fact Collector Mugs

World's tallest potato contest

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

The Month of July

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

TV Zoo Trivia

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

Listenin' in

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"