Quirky Fact Collector Mugs

Belly button research council - InnieOutie.

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

Garlic rubbed on the soles of your feet will be noticeable on your breath within 1 hour.

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

Before the Internet

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

The Month of July

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

The Month of June

"Trust me—sex sells."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Don't give up - Surrender.

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"It's windy outside. I better not hear you've been hanging out in the grocery store parking lot."

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"Mr. Saltee"

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'