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Belly button research council - InnieOutie.

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I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

Garlic rubbed on the soles of your feet will be noticeable on your breath within 1 hour.

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

Before the Internet

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

The Month of July

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

The Month of June

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

"Trust me—sex sells."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Don't give up - Surrender.

"It's windy outside. I better not hear you've been hanging out in the grocery store parking lot."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

TV Zoo Trivia

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."