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'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

The Month of July

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

Baldness Facts

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"