Trivia Collector Pillows

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Reagacentennial

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

The Month of July

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Baldness Facts

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Albert Einstein and book

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"