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Confusion in A Jar.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Scientists building a tower

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."