Pastime Enthusiast Pillows

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'You lifted your head.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Tommy!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Football Chameleon

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Saving a Heart

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A day at the transgenic races

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The Origami Society...