American Pastime Lover Pillows

'You live in Florida, so how the devil did you catch baseball fever!?'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'You lifted your head.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Fist Bumper Cars

The Origami Society...

Camping-Pong

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Peekaboo!'

Rocking Horse

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Child with doll in the sea

Yoyos

Little boys

A Boy and His Mother

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Wild Child

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Untidy bedroom

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Sticking out tongue

"You spoil that boy."

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

You're my Statue of Liberty